Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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