So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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