I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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