giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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