i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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