Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Its about making memories worth repressing
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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