Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
porn star boner night. come get it.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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