butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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