walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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