My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
