Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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