Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Do vagina's smell?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Randomize
