nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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