im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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