I look better un-naked...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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I think a kid would responsible me up
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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