Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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