i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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