do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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