HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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