she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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