I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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