I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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