I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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