Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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