I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
