Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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