I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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