ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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