im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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