he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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