For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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