But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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