you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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