This is not my ceiling
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I am available for nakedness
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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