can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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