I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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