if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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