haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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