Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
NoShamevember. You game?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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