oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
How's work?
Spinning.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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