Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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