Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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