She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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