A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I see more hoeing in ur future
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