Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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