i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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