If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize