I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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