Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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