thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Randomize