I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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