Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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