Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i dont even know how to be here
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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