Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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