so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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